Nepali nation celebrates second Republic Day

Yesterday, Nepal commemorated its second Republic Day and averted a political crisis. Since the abolition of the once deified monarchy two years ago, no paranormal or supranatural phenomenon displaying any signs, or conveying any messages of heavenly displeasure or anger in Nepal has been reported by any creditable channel of information. Its ex-'god'-king Gyanendra is now living as a real human being on earth. Gyanendra is definitely more fortunate than Louis XVI and Nicholas II and he and his children and gradchildren should always be grateful to the magnanimity, mercy and compassion of the broad Nepali masses.

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